Miller Park Drunk:
The Happy Youngster is a douchebag who makes us all look bad
One of the few times we will ever wear the badge douche bag without total embarrassment. I rarely if ever have worn a glove to the park but at least twice I have brought one when attending All-Star Games and got there early for batting practice. One other time I had a glove with me and a kid, maybe around 10, had forgotten his. I gave him mine and he could not have been happier, unless of course he had caught a ball, which unfortunately he did not.
Now the dudes who junp and knock people over, those are the “fans” we can do without.
